More Sheep, Less Sleep

1) I was dreaming last night

When I awoke with such a fright

There were five woolly sheep

Frolicking at my feet

They were nipping at my nose

They were licking at my toes

I said “I’m trying to sleep you know

You sheep have got to go.”

I said “I’m trying to sleep you know,

You sheep have got to go!

 

2) There were four woolly sheep

Rampcin’ at my feet

They were jumping without care

They were nibbling on my hair

I said “I’m trying to sleep you know

You sheep have got to go.”

I said “I’m trying to sleep you know,

You sheep have got to go!

 

3) There were three woolly sheep

Prancin’ at my feet

Thet were hopping on my knee

They were telling jokes to me

I said “I’m trying to sleep you know

You sheep have got to go.”

I said “I’m trying to sleep you know,

You sheep have got to go!

 

[spoken}

Laura: Oh Erin! Those sheep are so…baaaaad!

(groan!)

Erin:

Hey Laura?

Laura: Yeah, Erin?

Erin: What do you call a sheep that’s covered in chocolate?

Laura: I don’t know, Erin, what?

Erin: A chocolate baaaa! (hahaha!)

Take it away Duane!

[instrumental break]

 

4) There were two woolly sheep

Dancing at my feet

They were doin’ the lindy hop

They did not want to stop

I said “I’m trying to sleep you know

You sheep have got to go.”

I said “I’m trying to sleep you know,

You sheep have got to go!

5) There was one woolly sheep

Nudgin’ at my feet

He said “My friends have gone to bed

Can I snuggle you instead?”

So we snuggled in real tight

And then we said good night

So we snuggled in real tight

And then we said good night.

 

6) So if you find that you can’t sleep

Take my advice and don’t count sheep

Those sheep don’t bother me no more

But let me tell you,

Sheep can snore!

(snoring zzzzzzzz)

Some monsters are fat

Some monsters are thinner

Some monsters eat mac and cheese for their dinner

Some monsters take baths

Some monsters take showers

Some monsters walk in the woods and pick flowers.

 

Chorus:

Monsters! Monsters!

They have brothers and sisters and moms and dads too!
Monsters! Monsters!

They’re not so different from me and from you!

 

Some monsters sing

Some monsters dance

Some monsters wear green and orange plaid pants

Some monsters say “Glurp!”

Some monsters say “Eep!”

Some monsters bring your sweet dreams when you sleep

(chorus)

 

Some monsters run,

Some monsters walk

Some monsters are silent

And some love to talk

Some are named Sally or Isaac or Fred

I think one named Louis lives under my bed!

(chorus)

So if you go walking and monsters you meet

Go on be friendly, do not cross the street

‘Cause monsters have feelings

They could be your friends

We’re out of words now and so this is the end!

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Once there was a girl named Sally McPhee

She could be found a fishin’ or a climbin’ a tree

Oh that little Sally loved to be outdoors

Always looking for new places that she could explore

 

One night before bed she was reading a book

It was about the solar system and that’s all it took

Little Sally jumped up out of bed

Grabbed her box of tools and went out to the shed

 

Blast off!

She built a rocket

Blast off!

How could you top it?

Blast off!

No one could stop it

With luck on her side and a smile on her face

She took that rocket ship right into outerspace

 

Off into the sky she took it for a flight

Orbiting the earth on a moon lit night

Sally flew her ship among comets and stars

Stopped in to see the rovers hanging out on Mars

 

CHORUS

 

She cruised the Milky Way and saw all kinds of things

Asteroid showers and Saturn’s rings

Furthest from the Sun there was old Neptune

She turned around to see the craters that were on the moon.

 

CHORUS

 

She flew it down to earth

Back through the atmosphere

Landed in her backyard as her neighbors stared

She parked her rocket ship and went off to bed

With dreams of stars and comets floating in her head

 

CHORUS

If you ever need to bring a smile to your lips

Grab a hula hoop and let it swing around your hips

It will make you groove and make you laugh and bring you joy

A hula hoop’s no ordinary toy

 

The hula hoop I’ll have you know is something fine

Kids have been swinging hula hoops since 1939

Everyone can have a hoop it doesn’t cost a lot

Grab a hula hoop and show me what you’ve got

 

A hula hoop is really such a simple thing

Who knew you could make magic with a plastic ring

It takes no hands to make it spin round and around

Its like you cast a spell to keep it off the ground

 

Some people like to do cool things with hula hoops

You spin them round your neck and make a loopty loop

You spin them round your arm and toss them to the sky

Grab a hula hoop go on give it a try

 

A hula hoop is really such a simple thing

Who knew you could make magic with a plastic ring

It takes no hands to make it spin round and around

Its like you cast a spell to keep it off the ground

 

So if you are type that is too shy to dance

A hula hoop might make you want to take a chance

So swing your hoop and swirl your hips and start to move

Grab a hula hoop go on and find your groove

 

A hula hoop is really such a simple thing

Who knew you could make magic with a plastic ring

It takes no hands to make it spin round and around

Its like you cast a spell to keep it off the ground

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Here’s a little song

I hope you’ll sing along

It’s about the shapes we know

And this is how it goes

 

Chorus:

Shapes, shapes they’re everywhere you look

And oval is an egg

A rectangle’s a book

Shapes, shapes we see them everyday

We see them when we work and we see them when we play

 

A circle is a shape

It’s round just like a cake

Round just like a pie and the sun up in the sky

But what about a square

Four sides I see there

When the sides are all the same

Square is that shape’s name

 

Shapes, shapes, they’re everywhere you look

And oval is an egg

A rectangle’s a book

Shapes, shapes we see them everyday

We see them when we work and we see them when we play

 

Triangles have three sides

So it’s no surprise

When my mom cuts up my sandwich for me

There are two triangles I see

Well how could I forget

It’s the best shape yet

It has six sides when it’s drawn so it must be called a hexagon

 

Shapes, shapes, they’re everywhere you look

And oval is an egg

A rectangle’s a book

Shapes, shapes we see them everyday

We see them when we work and we see them when we play

 

Trapazoid’s a tricky one but once you’ve learned it it’s lots of fun

Just remember from singing this song

That the top side is short and the bottom side is long

But there is one more, what shape is the door

It’s the same as the top of the table and it’s called a rectangle

 

Shapes, shapes, they’re everywhere you look

And oval is an egg

A rectangle’s a book

Shapes, shapes we see them everyday

We see them when we work and we see them when we play

The Log Driver’s Waltz – Wade Hemsworth

 

If you ask any girl from the parish around

What pleases her most from her head to her toes

She’ll say I’m not sure that it’s business of yours

But I do like to waltz with a log driver

 

For he goes birling down and down white water

That’s where the log driver learns to step lightly

Yes, birling down and down white water

The log driver’s waltz pleases girls completely

 

When the drive’s nearly over I like to go down

And watch all the lads as they work on the river

I know that come evening they’ll be in the town

And we all like to waltz with the log driver

 

For he goes birling down and down white water

That’s where the log driver learns to step lightly

Yes, birling down and down white water

The log driver’s waltz pleases girls completely

 

 

To please both my parents, I’ve had to give way

And dance with the doctors and merchants and lawyers

Their manners are fine, but their feet are of clay

And there’s none with the style of my log driver

 

 

For he goes birling down and down white water

That’s where the log driver learns to step lightly

Yes, birling down and down white water

The log driver’s waltz pleases girls completely

 

Now I’ve had my chances with all sorts of men

But none as so fine as my lad on the river

So when the drive’s over, if he asks me again

I think I will marry my log driver

 

For he goes birling down and down white water

That’s where the log driver learns to step lightly

Yes, birling down and down white water

The log driver’s waltz pleases girls completely

Birling down and down white water

The log driver’s waltz pleases girls completely

I Think You’re Great

 

I think you’re great

You’re really neat

You sure do sweep me off my feet

You are the best

You are so swell

You make me want to yell

HURRAY!

 

You are so fun

You are so sweet

Being your friend is such a treat

You are so cool

You’re such a dream

I like you better than ice cream

 

You love to share

You are so kind

When I am late

You never mind

You are the best friend one could make

It’s true you really take the cake

You’re number one

You’re a gold star

Just stating facts that’s what you are

 

If for one instant you should doubt

And your mouth turns to a pout

Take a listen to this song

Turn it up and sing along

 

You are sublime

You are stupendous

Like my dad says “You’re tremendous”

You are terrific

You’re fantastic

You are so enthusiastic

You’re divine

You’re a delight

I hope you have sweet dreams at night

I think you’re grand

I love your smile

For just one grin I’d walk a mile

I could go on but this must end

I’m just so thrilled you are my friend

 

I’m just so thrilled you are my friend.